Category: Just For Laughs

米兰11大天神珍藏版海报

米兰夺取冠军杯冠军后,成为近十年来整个欧洲所有豪门中,欧战成绩最好的球队。无论如何,五年内两次夺取冠军杯冠军,一次夺取亚军,这样出色的战绩已经不 是常人所能企及。因此意大利媒体别出心裁的将AC米兰此举称之为“神之所为”,而米兰首发的11名大将,也被分别映射为古罗马神话中的11大天神。我把他 们综合在一起看起来方便。

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从左往右、自上而下依次是半人马涅索斯西多夫、彩虹女神伊丽丝奥多、健康之神赫提斯安布罗西尼、浪漫之神欧罗巴因扎吉、两面之神吉亚纳扬库洛夫斯基、青春 女神赫伯马尔蒂尼、守护之神黛安娜迪达、太阳神阿波罗内斯塔、泰坦神阿特拉斯加图索、翼之天使墨丘利卡卡、众神之神宙斯皮尔洛。最后当然是大家都知道的米 兰吉祥物拉。仔细看看,还真有几个比喻的挺恰当的,像马尔蒂尼、皮尔洛、卡卡。这些意大利的新闻媒体,一运用起炒作的功夫真让人叫绝。

WordPress乡村歌曲

WordPress 粉丝们,现在有人为它做了首歌:It’s Called WordPress。via: Matt

可以下载它的MP3或者rar
歌词
Welcome to my story bout my, CMS
It’s an awesome piece of software, it’s called WordPress
It manages my blog, it makes it look real nice
I installed in in 5 minutes, this things slicker than ice
All I had to do, was click on Next
Within seconds I was running, no room to get vexed

It’s called WordPress
It’s my CMS
It’s the best thing to hit the web since porn
The code is open, the source is free
It’s available for people, just like you and meOnce I picked my title and wrote a description,
I clicked on manage, I needed to do so me fixin’
I deleted Hello World, got rid of first comment, too
I clicked on View Site and all I saw was plain blue
I moved to Presentation, there were some nice looking themes
But none fit my style, none screamed Devin Reams

Chorus

After I tweaked the code and played with CSS
I installed myself some plugins, I was real impressed
They organized my archives, they helped me tag, too
Then I installed a spam blocker not a single one came through
I added movie ratings and book ratings as well
Now when people visit me they’ll know that Crank was hell

Chorus

So I made an about page, it got me a stalker
I was thrilled and excited, I wanted to to talk to her
She said she knew my hometown, what I looked like, too
It was mentioned that she loved guys with eyes that were blue
I didn’t mind the attention, decided it was time she had met me
Little did I know, some people named their boys Leslie

Chorus

Now you might be thinking, he plays piano real good
I wish it were true, I sure wish I could
Instead I wrote the lyrics to this nerdy tune,
It was GarageBand provided ballad piano number 2

Chorus x2